Private Property — Your GPS Was Not an Invitation
Pumpkin Patch Parking — Hay There
Real Trees, Happier Holidays — That's Our Tradition
Safety First. Sarcasm Second.
Same Place, Same Chair, Different Season
Santa Bring Tools for Free Upgrades
Santa Leave Packages Here
Santa Stops Here — Good Kids Mostly
Santa, Please Define “Good”
Spooky Vibes Only
The House Wins. This Room Has Better Snacks.
There's Snow Place Like Home
This House Runs on Christmas Cookies, Hot Cocoa and Bad Decisions
This House Runs on Pumpkin Spice and Questionable Decisions
Trick or Treat — Welcome If You Dare
Trick or Treaters Welcome — All Others Will Be Used for Parts
Trick-or-Treat Headquarters — Candy Inventory Uncertain
Warning: I Make Questionable Bets
Welcome to Our Haunted Home — Same People, Just More Ghosts
What a Wonderful World Sign
What Happens at the Card Table Gets Repeated Forever
Winter Parking — Good Luck Finding the Lines
Witch Parking — All Others Will Be Toad
Would You Lie With Me and Just Forget the World Sign
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Christmas in the Garage — Where Projects Never Sleep
Cookies Make Everything Better
Country Roads Take Me Home Sign
Do Not Enter — We’re Pretending to Work
